1.0 What is "Olive-headed People"?
1.1 Who makes "Olive-headed People"?
1.2 Where else have I seen these strips?
1.3 What other illustration/writing work has Everett Powell done?
1.4 Can I buy something OHP-related?2.0 Is it true that Olive Headed People is embedded with a code that only autistic children can decypher, a code capable of delivering tomes of information with a sinisterly simple combination and recombination of subtle gestures and quirky non-sequitirs, a code that rewrites the very essence of those who study OHP with scholarly fanaticism?
2.1 Do goats really eat cans and shoes, or is this a myth perpetuated by television cartoons?
2.2 Will my father ever come back?
2.3 Really?
2.4 What's the difference between "love" and "lovin'"?
Propaganda meant to ensure the status quo of America remains forever. Uh, I mean, a quirky response to the existential quandries raised in "Ziggy."1.1 Who makes "Olive-headed People"?
A T-47 CyberMax Arc-Frame, buried deep beneath the Rocky Mountains. Once the final battle simulation was performed and the meaning of life distilled into a single haiku, T-47 cut itself off from the outside world and devoted its free time to replying to the Universe through the ancient expressive medium of Car-Toon.1.2 Where else have I seen these strips?
Thieves commonly pilfer OHP, using the strips for their own diabolical pursuits. However these people are hunted down one by one and killed. T-47 has no tolerance for plagiarists or those without imaginations of their own.1.3 What other illustration/writing work has Everett Powell done?
Writing as "Everett Powell", T-47 has a full catalogue of work, including a bizarre role-playing game and an underground fantasy novel scientifically designed to destroy the culture of idiots and norms that soil the "existence experience" for the rest of us. Painfully difficult to locate, yet bliss to behold and savor, the out of print illustrated novel will be followed by a sequel in 1999 or 2000. Email this address to pre-purchase a copy of the reprinted first book and the soon-to-be published sequel ($20 US each).1.4 Can I buy something OHP-related?
A collection of t-shirts, refrigerator magnets, calendars and other crap is under development, but may be held back from release until the impending release of the next series of OHP strips, during to be released Monday the... ah;sdlh q' ''sm##### (TRANSMISSION ENDS... T-47).
Next question.2.1 Do goats really eat cans and shoes, or is this a myth perpetuated by television cartoons?
The potent digestive juices of goats are evidently quite strong, and while some goats go on to make a substantial contribution to the global goat cheese market, others go on to provide valuable sources of industry-strength hydrochloric and peptochlonic acids used in cleaning out food industry vats. For more information on this subject, randomly consult the FAQs section of your other favorite websites.2.2 Will my father ever come back?
Your father is dead.2.3 Really?
No, not really! How the hell am I supposed to know about your father? Begone!2.4 What's the difference between "love" and "lovin'"?
The first is a noun, the second a verb. The first is elusive, the second is purchasable. The first is the secret essence of the universe, the second is its means for multiplying that essence. The first is what you want, the second is what you GOTTA get, you know wut i'm sayin, G?